Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)

if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it
...methods of Love....

-kiss on the ear------"i'm horny"
-kiss on the cheek----"we're friends"
-kiss on the hand-----"i adore you"
-kiss on the neck------"we belong together"
-kiss on the shoulder-----"i want you"
-kiss on the lips------------"i love you" or "i want you"
-holding hands--------"we can learn to love each other"
-a wink-------------------"Let's get it on"
-slap on the butt----"thats mine"
-playing with the ear----"i can't live without you"
-holding on tight----"don't let go"
-looking into each other's eyes-----"let's get romantic"
-pulling hair on head----"tell me you loveme"
-arms around the waist---"i love you too much tolet go"

=advice=

if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...
close your eyes and you'll be able to feel the true feelings.

So,anyone of you out there who did any of those above?